I thought everyone did it.īut we aren't stupid enough to use it like that. I didn't even know we were known for this lol. I get ready usually around 40 minutes later. When my friend tells me he'll be here in 20 minutes. It's almost mandatory to know Spanish if you want to be successful lol You think the only places you could ever live are New York, Paris, London, San Francisco or on an island in the Caribbean You wear Prada shoes, Gucci sunglasses, a Cartier watch, and cashmere, but claim to be poor. You have gone out on 3 dates with 3 different people in the same week, but haven't spoken to any of them since. You take $160 with you every night you go out: $25 for cabs, $25 for cover, $60 for dinner, and $50 for drinks. You tell everyone you love NY because you of the cultural institutions, but can't remember the last time you set foot in a museum or theater. You eat Thai, Vietnamese, Indian, Ethiopian and sushi at least once each week. At least one meal each week consists solely of drinks, olives, and nuts. Your childhood bedroom is bigger than your current apartment, but your rent costs more than your parents' mortgage payment. You think nothing of a man in leather pants. Not one of your adult friends is married, has a car, owns an apartment, or aspires to any of the above. You can't imagine eating dinner before 8 o'clock at night. You are ashamed to be assigned a 646 area code.
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Your passport gets more use than your driver's license 13. You have stayed out later than 4 am on a Monday or a Tuesday night in the past week. You hate all tourists, who apparently need to stop in the middle of the sidewalk because they have never seen such a huge Gap store. You have over two month's rent in credit card debt, but you still eat out every night. You plot the Barney's Warehouse Sale on your calendar. You think that New Jersey is really far away. You haven't "called shotgun" in a long, long time. You haven't smelled grass clippings in over a year. You have not seen a bank teller in several years, because your idea of going to the bank is using the ATM at your corner deli. You figure that a date costs at least $200. You actively avoid bars that people from the outer boroughs or tourists frequent. You get very annoyed with out-of-towners who think the subway is unsafe. (that's another sign.you never aspire to go to Cali) Signs you have been living in New York too long: 1. I found something similar but about New York, which in my opinion is so much better than Cali. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a " STORM WATCH" report on every news station. You know what " SigAlert", " PCH", and " The Five" mean. You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will find a McDonald's or a Starbucks. You think you are better than the people who live " Over the Hill." It doesn't matter on which side of the hill you are currently residing, you are just better than them, for whatever reason. You have a gym membership because it's mandatory. Best area code: "714, 949." Nobody likes anyone from the "909, 951" because it smells there. An "818" would never date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class.
You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. You know who the tinsel underwear dude in Venice Beach is. The waitress asks if you'd like " carbs" in your meal. Your cell phone has left a permanent impression on the side of your head. You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach. You've partied in Tijuana at least 3 times. You really can never be too rich or too thin or too tan. You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California roll. You know what In-N-Out is and feel bad for all the other states because they don't have any. If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving.Ĭalling your neighbors requires knowing their area code. You eat a different ethnic food for every meal. In the winter, you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day. You drive to your neighborhood block party. Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes". You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you know that it'll take you at least an hour to get there (see below). You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican. You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone. You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice. Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.
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